I was waiting tables in NYC - in The Village. The chef was really stingy with the white meat chicken for some reason. For dinner you could order a quarter chicken, either white meat(breast and a wing) or dark meat(leg and a thigh).One night for a special we offered a half of a BBQ chicken, supposedly all 4 pieces. Our stern and white meat hording chef sent me to a table with 2 legs and 2 thighs. The customer of course complained; "This is supposed to be a half of a chicken!?!" Not wanting to deal with the nasty chef, I quickly replied; "It IS half ,sir!....The BOTTOM half!"
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At Christmas, my six year old cousin raised up her shirt and excitedly told me (and showed me) that she was wearing a bra. Trying to be tactful, I half-heartedly said "oh that's nice," to which she exclaimed, "You better take a good look! Sooner or later you'll have to wear one, too!"
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My good friend and I went to dinner at a restaraunt. Noticing the wooden floor was slippery we carefully made our way to our seats. During dinner my friend knocked her drink over and an employee sloppily mopped it up. No more than 2 minutes later another emplyee carrying birthday cake and a moose hat came flying around the corner. He slid across the wet floor taking out a nearby bench, the moose hat flew across the room and the cake landed on a poor unsuspecting customer. As he slowly stood up and began limping away he slipped again and took out the employee that was setting up the 'wet floor' sign.
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my then three year old son was being carried on my husbands shoulders when we passed an awning and my son was instructed to " duck" instead of ducking down as asked he quacked like a duck and went head first into the awning. My friend was pregnant, my son asked where the baby was and I explained that babies live in their moms tummys for a while and all ladies with tummies like my friends had a baby inside. we went shopping we saw a woman who was roughly mid 60's who looked pregnant, my son rushed up to her and asked if she had a baby in her tummy , she replied no. My son who looked confused put his hands on his hips, sighed and said "oh well your just fat then " kids like nothing more than to embarress their parents be warned
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I was standing in line at a convenience store when a canned ham fell out from under the skirt of the fat lady behind me. It made a loud bang and everyone looked. To try and cover up her obvious theft attempt, the lady looked around and loudly said, "Hey! Who threw that ham at me?"
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