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On Shopping...
I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
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I'm not home, but my shoes are. Leave them a message.
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I like my money right where I can see it--hanging in my closet.
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Which kind do I get?
Here. This one's on sale -- half-off.
I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Guccis last week. This is not the place to be frugal.
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Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
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If I don't stop shopping, I'll end up a bag lady; a Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady.....
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Ooo, Gucci and Dolce and Dior ...
Oh my!
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Don't take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.
I know, but I can't afford it.
You've got eight thousand bucks' worth of shoes over there.
I needed those!
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I realized I was in the throes of an existential crisis. One that not even the sight of this season's Dolce & Gabbana strappy sandals could lift me out of.
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When I first moved to NY and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.
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