And the Wiener Is...

Peter, used to beating Chris at every game they play, is intimidated when he realizes that Chris has a bigger penis than he does. Peter tries to compensate by getting a very phallic sports car and joining a gun-club, but when Chris saves him from a bear attack, he gets some perspective and tells his son that he's lucky to have such a big penis. Meanwhile, Meg joins the Flag Girls, and tries to act like she's now a popular cheerleader, but the cheerleaders mock her and cover her with stinky meat at a football game. Meg, on her mother's advice, is still friendly, and finally gets invited to a cheerleader's birthday party. Lois plans Meg's revenge on the popular kids, but Meg backs out of their complicated plan at the last minute, claiming that these people are now her friends. Meg regrets her decision when she is tricked into kissing a pig.

Season 3 | Episode 5

Seth MacFarlane

as Peter Griffin

Alex Borstein

as Lois Griffin

Seth MacFarlane

as Stewie Griffin

Mila Kunis

as Meg Griffin

Seth Green

as Chris Griffin

Seth MacFarlane

as Brian Griffin

Seth MacFarlane

as Glenn Quagmire

Patrick Warburton

as Joe Swanson

Mike Henry

as Cleveland Brown