Hola, chicas!

Just because you've bought some of Yolanda's famous tube tops doesn't mean you know how to make them work for you like Yolanda does. Tube tops have been a major part of my wardrobe for as long as I can remember, so I know a thing or two about rockin' a top. And for you, my loyal customers, Yolanda is going to share some of her super secret tube top tips, free of charge...
  • When choosing tube top styles, try thinking about what you might look like if you were a tube top instead of a person. Would you be soft like velvet? Or would you be tough like black leather? Would you be one color like candy apple red? Or would you be a mix of colors like Barack Obama?
  • Lots of people think tube tops are just for clubbing and partying, but those people are wrong. You can wear tube tops anywhere – to the office, to church, to your son's Little League game, to your cousin's court appearance. Think outside of the box, ladies!
  • Solid white deodorant and tube tops don't mix. Enough said.
  • When you wear tube tops, men will do things for you. That's a fact, so why not take advantage? Keep a tube top in your trunk in case your car breaks down. Walk around your front yard in a tube top when your lawn needs mowing. Wear a tube top to the hospital if you need an operation but don't have health insurance.
  • Why throw out your old tube tops when you can recycle them? Used tube tops make great oven mitts, pillowcases, or you can even cut them up into a bunch of headbands. But if you don't need any of those things, please donate your old tube tops to charity so homeless ladies can ask for loose change in style.
  • If you slide a tube top down over your butt, now you have a mini skirt. I'd like to see you try that with a regular top!