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Whole Nine Yards, The

(TV-14-DLSV) (2000) Comedy, Drama, Black Comedy, Crime
Rosanna Arquette, Matthew L. Perry, Bruce Willis

A miserable suburban Canadian dentist (Perry) is terrified when he finds out a former mob hitman (Willis) from Chicago has moved next door to him. His greedy wife convinces him to go to Chicago and try to sell the hitman's location. Needless to say that this dentist's life gets a bit more eventful.


Quotes from the film:
"I take it you're not Canadian."
"Only by marriage."
- Jimmy and Oz

"He's upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer."
- Oz


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