(TV-14-L) (1999) Comedy, Action, Science Fiction, Western
Kenneth Branagh, Kevin Kline, Will Smith

Jim West is a guns-a-blazing former Civil War hero. Artemus Gordon is an inventive U.S.Marshal who excels in disguise. When the United States is threatened by psychotic Confederate Arliss Loveless, President Ulysses Grant teams the duo up to bring him to justice. On a hazard-packed train journey from Washington to Utah, West and Gordon must combine their skills to best Loveless and his diabolic machines.


Quotes from the film:
"You know, you could put a gun on that."
"Then where would I keep my pencil?"
- West and Gordon

"President thought you boys could use a little looking-after. But I draw the line at defying gravity, so good luck."
- Coleman