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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

(TV-14) (1994) Comedy, Action
Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young

Ace Ventura is on the case!! Hired to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino, Ace will go to any means necessary to catch the right man...or woman while protecting the animals.


Quotes from the film:
"If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."
-Mrs. Finkle

"I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace."
"See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed."
-Ronald and Ace


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