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National Lampoon's Vacation

(TV-14-L) (1983) Comedy
Chevy Chase, Imogene Coca, Beverly D'Angelo, Anthony Michael Hall

An all-American couple sets out to take their kids on an all-American motor vacation which is earmarked by a series of hysterical misadventures.


Quotes from the film:
"Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
"No, sir, I don't."
"Well... it's probably pretty stiff."
- Motorcycle Cop and Clark

"I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep."
- Clark


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