Need something to get you through the hottest of summer months? Baskin Robbins and TBS are teaming up to give you laughs by the scoop during the 31 Days of Funny. Check out these very funny quotes from the funniest place in primetime. There's one for each day of the month (but feel free to read ahead)...

from Friends - two full hours, mondays at 8/7c


1. Joey: "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."
   
   
2. Chandler : "I'm not great with advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
   
   
3. Rachel: "Who's FICA? And why does he get all my money?"
   
   
4. Monica: "Whoa! Where you going in those pants? 1982?"
   
   
5. Chandler: "Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm is gonna get you."
   
   
6. Joey: "Look, I can tell when women are depressed and vulnerable; it's one of my gifts."
   
   
7. Joey: "You think I have $1500? I'm home in the middle of the day and I have patio furniture in my living room."
   
   from Seinfeld - wednesdays at 9/8c
   
   
8. George: "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
   
   
9. George: "You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.'"
   
   
10. Elaine: "I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon. I love bossing people around."
    
    
11. Jerry: "I am in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings."
    
    
12. George: "I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up."
    
    
13. George: "I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
    
    
14. Jerry: "I never feel comfortable in the women's department. I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress."
    
    
15. George, to his parents: "I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture."
    
    from Family Guy - mondays at 10/9c
    
    
16. Peter: "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
    
    
17. Stewie: "Hey, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
    
    
18. Peter: "Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so he sent me back to a brewery."
    
    
19. Lois: "Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest."
    
    
20. Peter: "What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois."
    
    
21. Peter: "Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first."
    
    
22. Stewie: "Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding the first 'ha.'"
    
    
23. Chris: "There's this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters. I win every time!"
    
    from Everybody Loves Raymond - two full hours, wednesdays at 7/6c
    
    
24. Ray: "I was born with this family. I'm stuck with them. But, what kind of weirdo would choose to be with us?"
    
    
25. Robert: "I'm a cop and live with my parents. I'm on a constant diet of human suffering."
    
    
26. Marie: "He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of our Wedding Night."
    
    
27. Debra: "She's been married for three months. She probably still shaves her legs."
    
    
28. Marie: "To make the perfect meatball, the most important ingredient is the love. Without the love, it's just a ball of meat."
    
    
29. Frank: "I got to go to grandparenting class at 3 o'clock. Today I'm learning 'got your nose' and 'pull my finger'."
    
    
30. Marie: "Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves."
    
    
31. Raymond: "When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys." Raymond